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In Peach Me!

Time your drops. Land the peach.

A satirical physics game where you drop peaches on the Commander in Peach across 12 hilarious levels. Dynamic wind, head-bonking precision, and the best taunts in gaming history.

What Is This Tremendous Game?

In Peach Me is a satirical physics game where you tap to drop peaches onto a fast-talking, direction-changing Commander who's convinced he's untouchable. Your job? Prove him wrong.

Nail a hit on his head for bonus points. Miss, and he'll taunt you. Win, and he'll demand a recount. Either way, he has something to say.

The Commander Says...

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"Nobody loses better than you, believe me!"

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"Your aim is faker than CNN!"

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"I could dodge peaches on Fifth Avenue and still win!"

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"Even my hair moves faster than your peaches!"

Features (The Best Features. Everyone Says So.)

Everything you need to inpeach the Commander

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12 Satirical Levels

From The Border Wall to The Spray Tan Factory

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Dynamic Wind

Megaphones blast words like HUGE and BIGLY across the screen

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Perfect Drops

Land dead-centre on his head for 500 bonus points

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Commander Taunts

Over 50 hilarious quotes that react to your gameplay

Assisted Mode

Accessibility options for players who need a gentler experience

Ad-Free Option

One-time $1.99 purchase to remove all advertisements

How to Inpeach

It's simple. The Commander disagrees.

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Watch the Commander

He runs back and forth, changing direction and jumping. Study his pattern.

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Tap to Drop

Release a peach at the perfect moment. Account for wind if megaphones are active.

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Land the Peach

Hit his head for 100 points. Hit dead-centre for a perfect 500-point bonus.

The Wind System (It's HUGE)

From Level 3 onwards, megaphones appear on the sides of the screen, blasting wind and words across the play area. The wind pushes your peaches sideways.

Light wind — a gentle nudge
Medium wind — plan your drops carefully
Strong wind — good luck, you'll need it
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FAKESADHUGEBIGLYWRONGLOSERWEAKHOAXNASTYBAD

Actual wind words from the game. We couldn't make this up. Well, we did. But still.

12 Tremendous Levels

Each level brings new terrain, faster movement, and increasingly absurd settings

1The Border Wall
Easy
2The Golf Course
Easy
3The Rally Stage
Medium
4The Oval Office
Medium
5Social Media HQ
Medium
6The Fast Food Banquet
Hard
7The Hair Salon
Hard
8The Boardroom
Hard
9Mar-a-Lago Pool Party
Very Hard
10Space Force Command
Extreme
11The Fake News Studio
Extreme
12The Spray Tan Factory
BIGLY Hard
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Ready to Inpeach?

Free to play. $1.99 to remove ads. Priceless to watch the Commander lose.

Store links coming soon. Many people are asking.

App Store — Coming SoonGoogle Play — Coming Soon

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or spray-tanned, is purely coincidental. No peaches were harmed in the making of this game. Several egos, however, were bruised.

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