In Peach Me!
Time your drops. Land the peach.
A satirical physics game where you drop peaches on the Commander in Peach across 12 hilarious levels. Dynamic wind, head-bonking precision, and the best taunts in gaming history.
What Is This Tremendous Game?
In Peach Me is a satirical physics game where you tap to drop peaches onto a fast-talking, direction-changing Commander who's convinced he's untouchable. Your job? Prove him wrong.
Nail a hit on his head for bonus points. Miss, and he'll taunt you. Win, and he'll demand a recount. Either way, he has something to say.
The Commander Says...
"Nobody loses better than you, believe me!"
"Your aim is faker than CNN!"
"I could dodge peaches on Fifth Avenue and still win!"
"Even my hair moves faster than your peaches!"
Features (The Best Features. Everyone Says So.)
Everything you need to inpeach the Commander
12 Satirical Levels
From The Border Wall to The Spray Tan Factory
Dynamic Wind
Megaphones blast words like HUGE and BIGLY across the screen
Perfect Drops
Land dead-centre on his head for 500 bonus points
Commander Taunts
Over 50 hilarious quotes that react to your gameplay
Assisted Mode
Accessibility options for players who need a gentler experience
Ad-Free Option
One-time $1.99 purchase to remove all advertisements
How to Inpeach
It's simple. The Commander disagrees.
Watch the Commander
He runs back and forth, changing direction and jumping. Study his pattern.
Tap to Drop
Release a peach at the perfect moment. Account for wind if megaphones are active.
Land the Peach
Hit his head for 100 points. Hit dead-centre for a perfect 500-point bonus.
The Wind System (It's HUGE)
From Level 3 onwards, megaphones appear on the sides of the screen, blasting wind and words across the play area. The wind pushes your peaches sideways.
Actual wind words from the game. We couldn't make this up. Well, we did. But still.
12 Tremendous Levels
Each level brings new terrain, faster movement, and increasingly absurd settings
Ready to Inpeach?
Free to play. $1.99 to remove ads. Priceless to watch the Commander lose.
Store links coming soon. Many people are asking.
Any resemblance to actual persons, living or spray-tanned, is purely coincidental. No peaches were harmed in the making of this game. Several egos, however, were bruised.
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